and the genders of all those characters in those situations are incidental. Turn Poe into a lady and Holdo into a man and you only have to change the word flyboy in the script. 

Dude, it’s in space. Nobody cares about skin color in a galaxy far far away where some people have two fucking lizard heads and Satan himself is just a bar patron of the Mos Eisley Cantina. I didn’t like the ending of the movie, and I’m betting that if Luke hadn’t died or at least had a cool action scene before the…

that’s so fucking dumb. Most of the characters in the Star Wars movies are pretty gender neutral outside of Han Solo hitting on Princess Leia and Luke being jealous. I don’t remember any scenes of Yoda telling Luke he had to “nut up” or that he “...force lifts those rocks like a girl.”

The best anti war movies usually arrive many years after the conflict (Apocalypse Now, Platoon, The Longest Day, hell Saving Private Ryan was 53 years tardy on that score).

My main beef with The Last Jedi is that they flirted with moral ambiguity with Kylo Ren and Luke Skywalker and then just shrugged and boiled it down to “He’s just like all the other villains in this series: Moustache Twirling Evil!” and by default Luke and his buddies are back where they started 30 years ago.

People always need an excuse to dislike what they dislike, ala all the people who came to the conclusion that the women were the reason they didn’t enjoy The Last Jedi (I guess it’s not enough to just say you didn’t care for the direction the story was taken into).
People have been looking to sharpen their knives to…

Huh, maybe they played hide n seek with the family jewels? A little Buffalo Bill action perhaps?

My favorite was being on vacation in my teens and only having the brochures in the hotel lobby as spank material. You would really hope that there was a Water Park nearby...

In a Todd Haynes-esque twist, she will be playing Roman Polanski. 

I saw a vintage late 70's commercial for Taco Bell in the Great Job, Internet! section of the site and they actually used to serve stuff that actually looked like Mexican Food! I was shocked, they had black olives and freshly shredded cheese. Oh well, at least we still have Del Taco...

Jesus, that was quick. Are you going to call him an Alt-right Trump Voter next?

What if you’re an only child?

Wow youre a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG asshole.

Time is a wheel i guess. Back to the 50's we go, just with a new set of parameters

People are stupid and/or brainwashed. Just in different ways. 

Like Voldemort?

You linked to The Root. How is anyone supposed to take you seriously now?

You seem to have some issues regarding your parents. Kinky.

Just like Star Wars now!

Just no blowjobs, id hope. Talk about using the teeth...