Seriously. I really wanted to live long enough to at least see all my kids graduate from high school, but I also really want to eat this today.

Aren’t they a “Personal Injury Law Firm” out in the Valley near Canoga Park?

Compared with the likes of the Urus, Bentayga, and Cullinan, this actually looks pretty darn good!

No. By definition. Avant rules.

No, no.  The question was literally The Answer.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

So you went from spending $13k to +$75k.

Single roll with a quarter turn. Near perfect landing.
Difficulty 7.5/10. Execution 9.5/10.

Never forget Brendan Gaughan hooped with the Hoyas

I have a flannel lumberjack jacket (lumberjacket?) with the same pattern. I like the absurdity of this.

This is the worst answer ever.

Why do you need room for 4 if you have no family?

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

Finally, I’m now a productive member of society. Thank you.

Wilder sounding W8?

No, that is decently light for three-row SUV.

I really like the exterior styling.

I have to be frank in any review.

Well done, Sir. Thank You for calling Chevy/GM out on using subpar bits on its top tier car. So that same $140K, I think I’d just buy the best valued Porsche 911 or an Audi R8 for my track car.

Please Jalopnik - have this guy write more of your car reviews.  I got halfway through it and had to go back up to check the name of the author because the review was so well written.  Please keep up the good work (and maybe review the Veloster N next...)