Face-punching Czar!

I'm with you. And I'm as white as they get. At least, I thought I was.

Help! My neighbor's Wi-Fi network name is "BasicBae"!

When my dog got cancer, I decided to give him chemotherapy, but ONLY after the vet assured me that he would immediately feel better and not have vicious side effects like humans often get. Fortunately, she turned out to be right, and about two weeks after treatment started, I woke to find my dog staring me in the face…

That Michael Snyder quote perfectly encapsulates the foundational belief of conservative religionists everywhere: Sticking to original "principles," regardless of the changes in the world, is always good and will always be rewarded. Changing your mind or updating your ideas is always a sign of weakness.

Good for you, good citizen!

AnonyKwhatsit won't get this. But nice try.

Wait until marriage to have sex. HORRIBLE IDEA. KNOW THYSELF.

Holla! Utah transplant here.

I dunno about brown people; I just think it's because the democratic West Coast is kind of a different planet than the libertarian Intermountain West.

Yay, I'm happy to see Diane Wakoski included! Robert Creeley also published with Black Sparrow didn't he?

That mom tho.

Ha! My boyfriend, who works for a biotech, says that if you're a scientist, you have to be prepared to spend your entire working life on the wrong thing. I love that.

This this this. In the current culture of anti-intellectualism, where people have the option of "believing" in science or not (pseudoscience, religion, Illuminati, superfoods, chemtrails), good-faith scientific research cannot afford to continue to bias its own pool of knowledge by leaving out failed experiments. Long…

Agreed. Aside from the blatantly racist (and rage-inducing) application of this law and others like it so far, this law is poorly worded, poorly constructed, poorly conceived. It's a sign of a bad law that such an obvious contingency like domestic violence isn't addressed somewhere in it (or in regular self-defense…

This has made my day. I've been waiting for something like this. The last time I had a post-hoc capitalization feature was on a Palm Tungsten T3.

Lady-human here. I've almost entirely banished the high heel from my wardrobe, except for formal occasions and the occasional Halloween costume. I've actually embraced the "negative" heel, where the sole of the heel is lower than the sole of the footpad. My feet feel great, I have less pressure on a bunion, and I've…

Seriously. Tracy, GET A DOG, medium-to-large-sized, that looks or sounds threatening. It's fine if it actually has a teddy-bear temperament.

Yeah, and if you're GOING to be Indian, you better have a DAMN GOOD REASON. You better be there because we need someone Indian in India doing Indian things!

Robert Inglis's dulcet tones are perfect! Baby Nerd's first words will be in an English accent.