OHHH HOW THINGS CHANGE

And the Spanish broadcasters aren’t even from Spain!

Dude, you were 25 when Jackass first aired, you don’t have a back-in-my-day card to play.

“an international gambling syndicate seems like a much more logical bet”

The obvious historic workaround for that (and singular good name option) is Millionaires

My “Dorothy Hamill” was actually a Pete Rose

#HunterPence’sUpsettingMarionettePhysicality

“...peculiar and unpleasant.”

I mean, I agree that Maddon has earned his mad scientist rep for a reason, but yesterday Bochy pinch-hit Bumgarner and pinch-ran Samardzija

Ding! Vogelbach to Seattle

boomers: GO OUTSIDE

How about this for some rational dialogue: Go fuck yourself.

@SHANNSHARPE2 IS THE SQUARE UP GUY

Anyone who suggests anything but Millionaires can burn in hell

HOOCHEY MOOCHEY

Noob Balance

As with most things in life, you can blame it on Dusty Baker.

Shumpert showed up stoned-as-shit to a charity basketball event in Oak Park for kids with disabilities and he is still a million miles behind Dellavedova

Captain’s Log, Stardate 20199.55...the rotting corpses of my crew haunt my every waking thought. We who remain yearn for the release of death. Low on fuel and supplies. Tattoo still sick as fuck.

HOOCHEY MOOCHEY!