The real bootlicking is in the replies to the tweet. 

Please do not forget his trash children.

Not a candy, but I’m a *huge* fan of freezing Oreos. The chocolate thaws as you chew, and it’s just heavenly.

A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING

Literally the definition of empathy. It’s what we hope children grow up with. 

The original Grilled Stuffed Burrito was my favorite. I feel like the guacamole in the XXL takes away from the joy of the charred taste from the grill, so I’ve been asking for it without guac.

Very cool that Cantona is a fan of Drew’s The Postmortal

St Vincent does not suffer insults lightly.

Cutting edge 7 year old reference right there.

Was literally in Norwich Cathedral last month, but I had to walk around on the floor like a fucking idiot. I didn’t get to ride the rides.

This is the same sort of bullshit used by people who use “virtue signaling” because they don’t understand the concept of empathy.

How did Pittsburgh become a team of headhunters? Is it that pitchers just want to throw at peoples’ heads and when you get to Pittsburgh you’re finally afforded the opportunity? Or do they screen for assholes?

JTS Brown, bottled in bond. If it’s good enough for Paul Newman in The Hustler, it’s good enough for me.

Speak for yourself. Softcore was and is the best.

Peapod will deliver to your kitchen counter.

“I’ve always felt bad for Tony being in a relationship with someone so detached. Makes me wonder what would have been possible with an actor who invested more. Sadly a lot of the Marvel romantic relationships are like this.”

You conflate character and actor multiple times here. You know Tony isn’t real, correct? 

Oh shit. Basia Bulat brought this up before she covered Glory Days. She seemed embarrassed to embrace its bangerness.

Counterpoint: only southside Irish people think southside Irish people are interesting.

Probably because it’s bad!

And you were Albert Einstein.