Jim Belushi is a fantastic romcom husband to Bonnie Hunt in _Return to Me_, and for that, I will always love him.

Oh man. What if he plays Cort?

They’re evil for the sexual assault. They’re annoying for downplaying the manslaughter!

Keesler is now a nurse in the Pacific Northwest, I think. After Middleman ended and the bills started to come in, he went back to school. Good for him, tbh.

Pretty sure that’s why Glenn Thrush doesn’t work for the New York Times anymore.

“As far as the investigations go, I’m sure Nat Geo would have cancelled everything if there was even a chance of these allegations being true.”

Citation fucking needed

I played with a guy in college who had a similar breakdown and wound up taking a 27 on a hole.
I asked him, “Buddy, how’d you get a 27?”
Him: “I missed a three-footer for 26.”

Judas is in Hell for the incredible hubris of believing that he couldn’t be forgiven. It’s his self-absorbed despair that put him there, not the act of killing himself.

“When it becomes mainstream to have major female characters and women directors and stuff....”

That’s *literally* the point of supporting them in the first place. We absolutely deserve to get to a point where there can be a mediocre film starring a woman, directed by a woman, and written by a woman. It should be bland…

Probably when he held women in a hotel room against their will and jerked his cock in front of them.

To the crybaby in the greys: I think treating this piece of shit like meat is funny. 

The answer to all that and more re: Louis CK is “because he could”. Which is why this heckle was so great. He doesn’t give a fuck if you ask him how he could put people in a situation.

And the box! It’s bigger! On the inside?!

“The obsession with Buddy Rich is really just a symptom of a larger problem in Whiplash, which is that it’s not really a movie about jazz. The film simply uses jazz as a vehicle to tell a story about ambition and the willingness to do what it takes to be great.”

Then....it’s not really a problem? If the movie is not…

Well that was fucking adorable.

If you read it your way, the final season has 2 fantasy scenes with both the island and the flash sideways world not being “real”.

The accepted plot is that the bomb goes off and pulls the people from the 70s back to the island. The flash sideways takes place at various points in each characters’ future. The flash…

“The end of the show comes around, and while they apparently did not die in the crash, they all die in a nuclear detonation. And end up in purgatory.”

Tahani was wearing the green cargo pants from one of the reboots when she got to the monastery.

Oh. You’re just gatekeeping. Gotcha.