Why would you sigh? 

Malört is a ponzi scheme. As soon as you try it, you develop the overwhelming need to make sure everyone else tries it, too.

Hey, this is totally not true, but that’s not what I want to say.

My dude, you’ve already clicked. What the hell are you talking about?

There’s always a silk dress truther.

My favorite part of this beat is that the cadence drops away. The lyricism of Milch’s writing disappears as the guy scrambles to cover for the fact that he just proposed boning Hearst.

You obviously haven’t seen the Napoleon Dynamite cartoon, otherwise you would’ve mentioned how different it was from the movie

“Here are tits and an ass” seems to be your argument, tbh

And it will set on fire.

People who aren’t shitheaps.

Gin and Tonics used to be my drink of choice, but they’d leave me with nasty headaches. I always blamed the gin.

I went sober for a few years, and I’d order tonic and lime and get the same headaches. Turned out I have a quinine sensitivity. ‘twas the tonic all along.

Not really.

Fuck yeah! Now we’re getting somewhere! How many children are you allowed to rape? Like do you have an allotment?

Also: how old do you think millennials are?

No, I am not. Dude raped a child. This a Good and Normal hill for you to die on.

Motherfucker, you do not atone for raping a child by running away and dodging the law. You can’t be convicted, flee, and then go “nah, I atoned”. You atone by standing your ground and taking the fucking punishment. If he served his time, repented, was remorseful, and still got hounded, you could go “the dude has been…

Good question! They do not, but everyone should avoid raping a child.

Thanks for asking!

I got yelled at by the creator on twitter when I posted some un-tagged tweets about how the show doesn’t understand its own meta-structure. Season 2 started with an episode that said something along the lines of “That’s the thing about the past. We may not remember who was there or what day it was, but it’s the good…

I’m not sure it’s a good idea for you to post here as much as you do, but this is the world we’re living in.

I got very sad when she was on Colbert because I thought they could’ve had a wonderful discussion about their own flavors of Christianity. And I knew she’d just play something off her new album, but I felt like if she played “Rejoice” instead, he would’ve been so fucking into it.

Julien Baker and Torres would also be excellent inclusions on the Darnielle/Sufjan spectrum of things.