The fact that Lisa Frankenstein isn't about someone animating Lisa Frank stickers that then run amuck will forever be a disappointment.

Video games are great. “Gamers” are fucking trash. Makes me embarrassed to admit I love video games sometimes. 

I was looking forward to this game and gave it a spin this afternoon. It didn’t disappoint. Only played through the first three stages but man, this is exactly the kind of fun I’m looking for right now.

In fairness, Fallen Kingdom was a pitch-perfect Resident Evil movie...

One of the big problems with the Jurassic Park franchise is that... the Dinosaurs are weirdly split between being the Good Guys and the Bad Guys.

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The lack of Avatar memes is perhaps the most damning indictment of the film.

In fairness it’s only a map of sightings which they believe to be a Pteranodon.  Probably just a really big turkey.

My theory (before this interview) was that this movie was the “live action” movie adaptation of the 90s cartoon that a studio would make today for the now 30-40 year olds like Andy who watched it as kids.

I’ll have to watch again when it comes to HBOMax but... I’m just not getting all the praise for this movie. I thought it was a decent Batman movie but fairly unremarkable. Wasn’t a huge fan of emo Bruce, the movie felt long and Riddler triggering other incels into action felt lazy. In my opinion, Penguin was the best…

“Extricate” sounds awfully technical but hey let her do her.

Seems they’re building to a polynomial relationship.

FUCK all these current gen games, the TMNT collection looks AMAZING! Day one for sure

Danny DeVito has range, remember he was once cast as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s twin.

Is Batman, beyond (sorry not sorry) the origin story, really all that interesting a character at all?

And to Reeves’ point about telling stories that “test” Batman, what could test a character who lost his parents at a young age more than suddenly becoming a father to someone on the same path he was?

everyone’s problem with every batman movie (particularly before they see it) has always been the casting, going all the way back to keaton.

I had that French Fry thing!

Sometimes magic sounds like tape.