That’s okay, because I laugh at them anyway.

Still sitting here, waiting for the Dacia Sandero...

As a committed nudist, I can assure you there’s no such place.

You’re a douche canoe with no fucking clue how manufacturing operates.

Realistically, if you take the traditional male characteristics of aggression and conflict-seeking and infuse them into a female character, you can’t expect the likelihood of untimely fates to somehow be different. I’m not seeing an uptick of lipstick lesbians and bisexual females getting offed.

Under the best conditions, batteries have a limited range and poor reliability. Special Forces don’t generally operate in the best conditions, and need equipment which can be reliably operated over long duration. So battery assist makes sense for short periods, but you need good old fashioned petrol for everything…

Having also been an infantry grunt (eleven-bang-bang), I can tell you that anything lower than an E5 on the enlisted side or O-4 on the officer side will find a way to irreparably break it.

The power walk device doesn’t conserve energy. This is basic physics, gawker... the wearer has to put forth slightly more effort to provide that power. There are no free rides...

Meh... there’s other ways to serve your country. My grandfather earned a bronze star for going Rambo through a ditch full of Wafen-SS at the battle of Lunéville. My dad got the Air Medal with Bronze attachement near Khe San for manning the door gun on a huey and holding an entire division of NVA back from a platoon of…

I’d like to kick you in the nuts.

I have that problem with elementary school children in crosswalks.

Drive around them...

This is for cars, not your pecker. Wait, what did you mean?

Well that’s precisely the point - when people are driven to employment rather than self sufficiency, land and capital owners who need large amounts of labor to engage in enterprise are able to corner the labor market with low wages - an oligopsony. When people are self sufficient, however, those land and capital…

Shit like this is why I’m moving to Southern Colorado where land is $300/acre, and nobody fucks with you.

But not an actual gun. Simply the misconception that without a job, things will fall apart. (And eventually, if you want to live a socially engaged consumerist lifestyle... they will.)

These cars epitomize the Stockholm Syndrome that all Gearheads experience. On the one hand, these cars are awful, treat you badly, and will probably kill you. On the other hand, in a sick and twisted way, they are familiar, comfortable and desirable.

Along with mullets...

Notwithstanding, it’s actually just “a stair car” with the AD paint scheme...

I’m just going to put this right here... because this is reality. You can no longer whine about having a job if you aren’t prepared to build and make these instead of whatever you’re ‘underpaid’ to do now.