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Miss South Carolina Adjusting Nicely To Life As America's Most Instantly Recognizable Incoherent Pageant Queen


For an early afternoon Britney palate cleanser, we thought we'd offer you this Tyra clip of South Carolinian Miss Teen U.S.A. 2007 candidate Caitlin Upton, who has secured herself a lasting place in the Annals of American Density for her now-legendary 91-word response to a question about the scourge of geographical…

In probably the saddest single quote to emerge from the ongoing Britney drama, a source at Cedars-Sinai assigned to their "special needs" (i.e. OD or suicide attempt) patients explained, "So we got a call to go have someone sit with her. None of us wanted to go sit with her," going on to explain that while they'd have…