TOTO, I've a feeling we're not in Oakland anymore.

Cleveland vs Colorado would do nicely for that. Even if it's not snowing, it'll be cold.

What isn't charming? They all have quirky ground rules, unique field setups, and reminders of baseball's past.

We lost something with the passing of fashionable teal uniforms.

It's a convenient fiction to justify not paying them.

Wrigley and Fenway are the last of the jewel box parks. The Trop is the last of another storied style of ballpark no longer with us that included the Astrodome, Kingdome, Metrodome, and Stade Olympique.

The Trop, much like Wrigley Field and Fenway Park, is a charming relic from a bygone era.

When the inevitable hurricane comes to wash Davis Islands away, Jeter can use the kayak to evacuate.

I think that falls under "being hit by a car"

Can we get this recalculated based on the Fulmer Cup scoring system?

Thanks for the correction, though (really)

Oh no, someone is wrong on the Internet!

Sure, it'd be a significant change, but not an insurmountable one. Soccer without headers wouldn't look that different from the game as we know it now.

Someone much more knowledgeable about soccer can correct me on this, but it seems like it would be fairly easy for soccer to ban headers without changing the quality of play. The more people look into these things, the more it seems like football fundamentally can't take brain injuries out of the game without major…

And the butthurt metal nerds complaining about this not being tr00 grindcore show up on cue.

No surprise here. We already know the NFL doesn't give a shit about the effect of shots to the head.

This is what we all felt like doing after reading Chris Kluwe's "Why Deadspin Sucks"

It's still the Ice Palace, and nobody will ever tell me otherwise.

Here's a picture of the new stadium:

Sic transit gloria Yankee.