Ruining things for Deadspin fuckface writers is a victory. So it all works out.

Face off!

He gone.

Jason Grimsley crawled to get Belle’s bat.

I blame Draper. That fuck face is the culprit.

Too fast. Too furious.

Agreed she had a job to do and didn’t do a good job of it.

And here Deadspin writers trade a dick suck for far less access. Most do it anyway.

You are right, but Deadspin needs an angle to run with. Outrage!

Patrick Redford is about 2 iq point above retardation. Give him a break.

Ermegerd. They forgot to change their boilerplate language and the error was caught. Yay we can spew outrage!

Calm down lady and go drink a Molson.

A thug.

At least we know Dion wasn’t the shooter...

Citing for support the maxim: Tejada they come...Tejada they fall.

For shame. On theother hand, Gawker would never invade privacy and further rub salt by discussing it. Right hulksters?!

So deplorable. Who would video someone’s private intimate moments without their knowledge. And who would be awful to publish something like that, right Gawker?

He was entitled to his Marriott Rewards.

Looks like staffer has been brushing up on his defense. Nice judo block.

And he demands lots of free throws. Doesn’t matter where the fouls come from as long as the throws are free.