When people scream privatization, i point out this bull shit.

Cause Cuban's look more white.

Why are we showing her waving around an unblurred photograph of the girl? Shouldn't her privacy be protected?

Us Texas girls are going to be stuck taking a fan boat out to a clinic in the middle of the swamps out in Louisana with the rate things are going. Look for the new show "Budro Budreaux: Cajun abortionist" this fall on Fox.

I was always bothered by it coming in a pink can and not being a fun, fizzy pink drink. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO PEOPLE?!?

This is amazing, you are amazing. I almost want to have Dominoes today to honor the arrest of Ethan Couch.

He was found with a half naked unconscious teenage girl in his car some time before he murdered 4 people.

Best Ceviche I ever had was on a remote island in Panama that was inexplicably run by Canadians. I hate that more places in the US don't sell it.

They made their fortune off sheet metal. Trust me, from an industry stand point, these fucks got rich QUICK, especially with the construction boom in Texas. Did you see the 20/20 special? Their multi million dollar house was absolutely hideous.

I feel this way about anyone who brown bags on vacation. Why even travel if you are going to eat shitty ham samdwhiches out of a cooler? Even if I'm in the middle of nowhere yea I will try local fare.

Has the nickname Richie Bitch been used already?

4 Day old chimichanga that smells terrible but you might eat anyway Donald Trump

Ugh I wanted one sooo bad! They were too dangerous and I was too much of a husky pants wearer to ride in my cousins. Thanks for bringing back bad memories.

Yeah, not a fan of their clothes. Couldn't they do fashion but not make them look like little grown ups?

Pro: Those kids all have great looking skin. I’m jelly.

Desensitizing children to a Police state as early as possible.

Me: Niece, that’s a lie. Do you know what lying is and why its wrong.

That fact still grosses me out

Worst moments of having to dispose of a tampon pissing contest.