Hmmm, maybe Joshua Jackson isn’t as committed to our imaginary relationship as I am.

Stop trying to recreate something.

God Jason Mendoza was so good in that role!

Well...that’s not totally true. While it is possible for biracial people to vary, there is an interplay of dominant and recessive genes involved. And scientifically speaking, the genes predominant among Caucasians tend to be more recessive in nature and the genes predominant among Black people tend towards dominance.…

Not to be overly pedantic, but at 70, does trump qualify as middle-aged?

I’m with on the father aspect. He’s her dad. Period.

I can’t look at Paris without remembering her speaking at one of his public memorials and saying, “ever since I was born, daddy was the best father you could imagine.” My heart still breaks for her.

Mmm I think if anyone gets a pass on that talking point, it’s his children.

I just feel for Paris - can’t even snark.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

Er .. what does Gizmodo need to fact check here? It’s a story in part about the NPS reposting a comparison photo of the two inauguration crowds, which the article documents with a screenshot. Are you saying the NPS *didn’t* Tweet that message?

Ugh! Where is Leslie Knope when we need her?

But wasn’t the reason Trump won because so many people are out of work? How can his supporters have no jobs, and all be at work?

When I saw President Obama board Marine One and wave it broke me, absolutely and completely broke me. I don’t cry very often but I was heaving and sobbing. The end of the American experiment ended five hours ago and most people will either not care or shrug their shoulders and go back to their lives as if nothing…

This needs more stars.

Super weird too, I was fully expecting a new Hugo Boss collection to be announced today.

I get your point but this reductive line of questioning only compounds the idea that legitimate issues of competence within our government are- in fact- just people complaining that “their” candidate lost.

Don’t be such a snowflake

I like Anne Hathaway, especially now that she’s out of her taking herself way too seriously phase. I guess that Les Mis oscar settled her down some.

I think this movie looks great.