Seriously. Let’s not forget:

random trivia question - is the blonde girl a Buffy alum? She looks like Harmony, I think?

Yeah! Taylor Swift’s dad was a lowly Vice President of a bank

Those are excellent brows. Her entire face is like a piece of art.

Björk is a god damned global treasure. The Sugar Cubes were an amazing band and her solo career is, imo, even better. Her song Big Time Sensuality ranks in my Top 10 songs played on rotation of all time.

The ability to freely poke fun at the leader is one of the first things to go. Satire and comedy is one of the canaries in the coal mine of our civil liberties, and we already see how much trump hates it.

That is so fishist! All fish are beautiful in their own way!

Jensen Ackles

I’d like to move to officially cut Texas from states receiving financial support from Blue states propping up their redneck asses. Get some straps on those cowboy boots, Billy Jim Bob Ray Cletus Junior.

dahmer, like many sociopaths, got his start by torturing animals.

There’s women in this calendar?

Are they in a band and sing “Sugar, Sugar”?

Surely it’d be titled “nuffink, mate”?

Keep the phone away from him...keep the phone away from him...keep the phone away from him....

I thank Patton Oswalt for giving the world this awesome, accurate analysis of why Will Smith will always suck. I listen to this instead of reading Smith’s movie reviews. No difference no matter what!

Collateral Beauty sounds like one of Jenna Maroney’s hilariously bad side projects on 30 Rock - a cheesy flick would only be shown on eastbound Amtrak trains or something.

I guess they thought it was “counter programming.”

Funny how this crowd got everything it wanted, yet still cries victim. It’s like the Christian Right, always claiming to be attacked, in a nation inhabited by mostly people who identify as Christian. I can’t wait for Trump to show he’s running a kleptocracy, and as more of his supporters lose jobs and benefits, it…

This!