So, let me guess... Felps is the Cute One, Taco is the Shy One, and Fer is the Bad Boy with a Heart of Gold?

K, c u in the next article.

I cannot wait for the inevitable Patriots collapse to see [insert corporate sponsor here] Stadium/Field as empty as wherever the Chargers are playing.

Oh STFU. When you can generate billions in revenue and pack 20,000 people into an arena to watch you scrub toilets at Arby’s you’ll get to make as much a basketball player too.

Good for him. One of the few writers on this site that actually seems to enjoy genre fiction and writing about it rather than treating it like a chore to be endured.

As a Bay Area native, I feel you.

I was just going by the official Deadspin definition of “Warriors fan”. I’m not actually a tech bro, I have a real job.

Ditto. Although, as a tech-bro/VC/evil bastard Warriors fan I’ll still hate him from October-June.

What’s the criteria for getting ungreyed anyway? I just made one post about hot dog toppings and here I am.

I agree, we should legalize holding. With all the rule changes the last two decades that have crippled offenses because all fans want to see are sacks and tackles for losses, this should even the playing field somewhat.

Speak English.

I remember pitchers wearing jackets when they got on base when I was a kid. Guess it’s making comeback.

Wait, when did passive-aggressive Lebron ever leave?

Honestly, you’re better off not knowing.

Looks fake. Way too many words spelled correctly.

There is no wrong hole in the Ukraine.

He wants 17 million dollars and watches some pretty old movies for a 25 year-old.

When does she remove her mask to reveal that she was Stacey Dash all along?

Somehow I don’t think that makes her unique in this family.

It just sounds like they didn’t want to be meme-bait, not that they were afraid liberals couldn’t handle the mere mention of the name Robert Lee without soiling their trousers with rage. Besides, whenever you think “no one could possibly be offended by this”, someone will come along and ask you to hold their beer.…