She should be on mute. I wish Jez could have a mute feature like Spotify is (maybe) getting ...

She doesn’t want to pay is the problem.

I for one welcome their impending hardships. This is slightly more strenuous than avoiding oranges from the occupied territories ...

Indeed. They have clearly suffered enough without having to deal further with these little shits.

Never mind the tuneless ass-shakers and listen to Makthaverskan already. Damn, it’s gooood. :D

You should eat the soap.

Salmon Mousse.

Dumb, naked, plastic. Checks out.

Give me the money! I’ll build not one, but four walls! And I’ll even throw in a roof.

I sincerely hope he’s counting our new pig fence at the DK-Germany border. Noone really thinks it will keep out the wild boars but at least we look like we’re trying!

Thank you for sharing. I didn’t realize how harshly the border militarization was impacting the native communities.

Now this is art I can get behind.

This school sounds bananas. Imagine being reported for “taking the lord’s name in vain” for saying o my god. And for calling brats brats.

You eat like a lion. It’s two enormous meals a week, consisting only of raw meat.

I really cannot believe the lethatgia of the American voter. Look at what the French did when faced with a minor grren tax! They are still protesting!

You’re right, the author is wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Heard and witnessed.

Thou speakest truth. Topical gif:

I should buy it ...