I liked “thin-skinned wannabe tyrant.”

Donald Trump will solve this by building a wall around women.

None. It’s not an elephant, it’s a drawing.

If Justin Trudeau can explain quantum computing to a layperson, it gives me hope that someday a layperson can explain basic economics to Justin Trudeau.

I’m a Grandma, and I always thought “innuendo” was an Italian suppository.

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

I have always know BIG GLOBE had it out for me....

I mean ........ at least it looks like an original new villain and new alien species will be introduced, so i have some small hope for it.

This trend of wearing Jeans with a blazer and a tie has to disappear like yesterday. It looks like shit. Either go full suit, wear khakis (in beige or subtle green), grey flanel pants or leave the tie the fuck at home. Good lord libertarians, some rules have to remain.

For a moment I thought you were saying that Snoke was actually Harry Potter, and it was so crazy I was prepared to throw all my weight behind it.

I was just thinking that I couldn't decide which of the Republican candidates had the least appealing face. This did not help me decide.

This is why people with kids stop hanging out with people without them. It’s not that we want you to join us in our misery and have kids so you can experience our pain. It’s that when we have kids, we realize really quickly that we cannot raise a child properly and remain as unbelievably selfish as we could without.…

I’m growing concerned that CGI is such a boogeyman that the mere promise of practical effects is an easy way to earn points from fans. The Star Wars prequels would still be poor even with practical effects. There are examples of CGI utterly undermining all tension like when Legolas turns into a cartoon in The Hobbit.

I actually feel kind of confused about this, too. I live next to a beach and I sometimes pick up sea glass or pieces of ceramic (?) that seem like maybe they were dishes in a past life and drop them in a glass vase that sits by a window in my living room. I always thought it was harmless and maybe even a little…

FUCK YEAH BABY - YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!

I feel like Lambert’s Café needs to change its name to "Ow Bon Pain" after this incident.