Man of Steel? More like Man, That Sucked!, AMIRITE?

Until we all get roped into watching it.

Sweet! I’m now free to do my wholly original show, Ed Lariat, about an American ice hockey coach who takes up coaching a field hockey team in Liverpool!

My immersion blender is definitely one of the top tools in my kitchen. I don’t know if it was under $50 because it was a gift.

Dining out five days a week because it was actually cheaper than buying groceries was a fun time

Cow, sheep, and goat milk are also made of 100% plants. They are just processed through a mammal first.

i love paying taxes and having ennui

“Fox wants to be in the business of Donald Trump”

never go full hotep

You’re an extremely unintelligent person. 

but it doesn’t pay for validation. it literally just pays for the checkmark

I’d be happy to pay for Twitter if it meant 1) no ads and 2) they don’t collect personal info (the usual “surveillance capitalism” business model). It’s a service, it costs money to run, I don’t mind paying for something I find valuable (I don’t really post on Twitter much; I mainly use it to follow a double handful…

Good thing about getting old: the perspective.

Lawd. 45 minutes isn’t a scene - it’s half a goddamn movie!

it literally says in the article “The thing is it wasn’t really a heist at all, since everything the duo did was entirely by the book.” you dolt

“That’s... not really a heist.”

It was never a reasonable career path. Some people who were very talented could do it but it was not like a trade job where anyone who wanted to pursue it could do it. The arts have always been an extremely risky proposition and you don’t go into it if you want a stable career. 

Yes, because gacha games were so soulful before. 

In a 1978 interview, he was quoted as saying he first participated in a rape at age nine, explaining that “it was absolutely normal in those circumstances. That was part of my childhood” (per The Washington Post). He was reported to have said he’d perpetrated “too many [rapes] too [sic] count . . . . There was…