That was beautiful, Doug.

That was beautiful, Doug.
i do a three month no-alcohol cleanse about four times a year!
sorry, this is where i'm drawing the line.
my everyday lipstick is celebrity branded, but i bought it because of the shade not the name (kate something? bush, moss, one of those). sometimes the celebrity brand is attached to something that could easily be independently good!
you have made my day better. job done, permission to go home.
i had no idea that i didn't read as 'most things' until you pointed it out.
see, even if civilisation is crumbling around us, what the hell does flipping a dumpster over achieve? it just makes a mess, is a safety hazard, and maybe even fucks up some poor homeless person's day.
i remember a time, not so long ago, when the start and end of most of my bacon-related thoughts was usually "yeah, i like it pretty okay. it's good with eggs, and sometimes on a sub.", or maybe "i would rank it higher than spam, but less than ham...if it's good ham. my thoughts on ham are complex and require much more…
that picture both mystifies and terrifies me.
i think the thought was that people who were collecting them in the future would pay big dollars for original beanie babies (especially obscure ones) for completionist sake...the same sort of thinking that has created thousand dollar baseball cards.
that seems like a wasted oppurtunity.
i spend several hundred dollars maintaining my eyebrows a year. i cannot support this.
did you know here in australia, due to the ubiquity and eternal popularity of hand held savoury meat pies, kfc briefly released a chicken pie? i'm not exactly a gourmand when it comes to meat pies, mainly because eating them is messy business and doing my makeup more than once a day seems like too much effort, but it…
don't say things you can't take back, laura.
it is not uncommon to leave the house open and unlocked when you're at home in australia, either. of the people i've met who do lock up regularly when they're at home it's usually because they're just being safe because their houses are designed such that you could rip them off very quickly without ever entering the…
it just makes her look so adorably disaffected.
you know, a part of me thinks an ad like this would probably spurn all sorts of fucktarded outrage in the western world too.
i do not wear mascara, but my eyelashes are so thick that i have been accused of wearing mascara when i'm wearing no makeup whatsoever. :)