We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

I look forward to three years from now when he signs and plays for an NBA minor league team like the Philidelphia 76ers.

LET’S MESS WITH TEXAS

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Do these Cardinals fans responses count as reading a book?

Mee mother mee moo moids moo midenmimied mare mot mammom mexammles.

“I like to bet on horses, I like to bet on dogs,” Sager told the Associated Press. “I’ve bet on a lot of things with a lot higher odds than this.”

I went through 14 months of chemo, radiation, and surgeries for stomach cancer and, against all odds, survived.

What Sager is going through makes my stuff look like a trip to the massage parlor.

This man has more stones than I thought was possible in a single human.

He’s using his “instructions to the maid” voice.

Sounds like he really hit a wall.

Man, Baylor and their students has a completely different definition of the love than I do.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Truth. Toronto never seems to have ice issues at the end of the seas...Wait, what are these “playoffs” you’re referring to?

Desert Knighthawks

I know I got pretty drunk last night but did I sleep through the whole season?

Bosa is the name of those off-brand speakers I get at the big electronics grey market in Nuevo Laredo

Gonna take a swing at this... (gotta pee real bad right now holy shit)...

I would wear that hat.