Let’s replace the author of this post with ChatGPT! 

Dream bigger. 

“Good thing that van had power windows too”

How long has it been since Subaru offered a good green? I can’t recall any since the Outback became a model, rather than just a Legacy trim.

What should they be using instead?

I think those days have passed.

Or possibly just a Republicunt.

Maybe that would be too much effort, or breach a limit on how much regurgitation of others’ work is permitted.

The same joke, but worse.

Fetishizing smoking in Virginia? Just another manifestation of their longing for days gone by, like so much other conservative sociopathy. 

Do you know what “iconic” means?

You can’t have a vehicle comprised solely of the tip. 

Just no imagery that will make anyone think of crabs.

I wonder how many current readers know who that’s referencing. 

Ask the experts.

Boots don’t count as food, even when you put a foot in your mouth.

You seem to have mistaken the author for an actual journalist.

Hey, thanks for not making this a slideshow.

Flip the jar back over, and the solids will fall down into the oil. Give the jar a quick shake—about 30 seconds—to help re-emulsify everything, then spread as usual.

And don’t overlook one of the classics - just remember, it’s down the road, not across the street.