Shut it down, we’re done here. 

It’s the New Math, doc. Not the stuff you & I were taught!

The Bud Light ad makes me wonder if either of the Tellers have ever opened a beverage can before. What kind of weirdo leaves the tab sticking up?!

It’s not a dip-as-food, but rather a technique used with mashed potatoes.

OP’s comment is moronic in any case.

No one’s accusing these morons of being capable of thought.

Please indicate the aforementioned misogyny.

Diabeetus & inbreeding?

I’ve never heard of this product before, either.

These types of posts are truly pathetic - just incredibly lazy on part of the Takeout, in addition to being inaccurate.

Seconded! I can’t recommend them strongly enough. 

Exactly.

Minor correction - Ariana Grande’s three-legged ex.

I’ll use TikTok for ordering delivery on the fifth of never, right as hell freezes over.

Just use a Brie auger, duh!

It is.

Yes, and?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I’d bet that most of the staff & at least a large minority of the commentariat have no idea who Johnny Wadd was.

I think I’ll celebrate with an egg salad sandwich.