Sure, but you still get an F.

“Weren’t the Tiburon’s rebadged Eclipse’s?”

I’m just surprised they didn’t use a variant of “You’re Doing X Wrong” as the title. Everyone likes being hectored by a hacky blog!

I grew up in the SE corner of Vermont & grinder was the default term (all over southern NH & at least the southern coast of Maine, too). 

OK, now I just want to hear Dana Gould bring this to life.

You’re implying there was demonstrable effort to save.

The Brasilia was not the same car as the 411.

That would involve FAR more effort than this so-called writer puts into any of her contributions here.

Lifehacker posts with the byline “Elizabeth Yuko” have a 100% probability of being garbage. 

C’mon man, be serious. 

Depending on just how (not) long ago, they may have objected to 16 year old you interacting with it in any way. 

The convenient Wendy’s location I finally gave up on balances them out by never, ever salting their fries.

She says that to me, too!

Jif = crappy peanut butter, not an image format!

Nothing?

There’s plenty of FloridaMan in many Texans.

No one has ever associated Subaru with prestige or luxury.