I’d enjoy it if Cucker Tarlson & the rest of the traitors at Faux News experienced high-velocity lead poisoning. 

And nothing of value would have been lost. 

Bags

Oh well, better luck next time!

And Pacific Foods, which was an even bigger surprise (for me, anyway).

Some of those places that offer chicken sandwiches should jump on this idea. I bet spicy chicken would be a big hit!

Especially when you’re spending those hours around adult Disney fans.

Exactly! A place 100% free of the idiot right*?  Sign me the fuck up.

If you can’t understand the massive & significant differences between the case here & the example you cited, you’re a simpleton who probably shouldn’t be allowed to surf the ‘net without supervision.

Relax, man, it’s just an old Jack Handey joke.

V12 Bob lives in Minnesota, not civilization.

At this point, I think they’re just trolling us with headlines like that. Hate clicks are still clicks.

Are we really going to lose anything that matters, if the kind of people inclined to buy this water are determined to drink it?

I love this typo!

Claire, are you thinking of Annie’s? (the cheddar bunny people)

I’m not sure I’ve seen a car without that option, at least not anything built in the last 40 years.

He seems to delight in displaying just how dumb he can be. 

And that’s relevant here, how?

That’s solid advice, which I occasionally ignore at my peril, too.