I told you not to look at that egg, it was too wet!

I mean the physics of it is definitely silly, but it more than makes up for by making the player feel like they’re an unstoppable force.  It makes the chief feel like a highly advanced supersoldier and not just some guy with shields.

yeah but now it’s free for everyone

I would bet because “gamers” would not want a tiny pc with mobile hardware, while everyone else would probably just buy a laptop or an all in one.

I just can’t imagine there’s any type of viable market for something like that, and I also disagree that it would be a better implementation of an iMac.

I don’t blame apple for not making a product that is about as niche as it gets. Almost everything they make is for the mass market, or relatively large slices of some smaller market. Can’t imagine “People who want everything that a laptop has but no screen” is a tempting market for them (or Microsoft, or dell, or any…

Do you really think that you’re any more involved in this than anyone else who’s not Will, Jada, or Chris? You’re just as outside of all this as the millions of other people sharing opinions and making jokes.

It’s literally right there, in the article

imagine changing your kid’s name so that they have a better chance of getting to play with blocks in one building instead of playing with blocks in some other building, oh and also you have to pay $20k no matter which blocks they end up playing with.

People like to shit on Starbucks - or more specifically, they like to shit on people who go to Starbucks - because I guess coffee is the one thing that everyone has decided you can just make at home (even though you theoretically could just make any food or drink at home) and so the $4 coffee that everyone originally…

The comment above yours is literally how using alt-F4 doesn’t work for specific games, so what good is “take some lessons on how computers work” when the command can just be altered by the devs anyway?

They’re protecting themselves from having their license plate number (and the real life info that provides) to an otherwise anonymous online account.  Facebook generally uses real names but someone posting their car to reddit or twitter might not want their those accounts to be as easily identifiable

Do you think that Elden Ring is a constantly online multiplayer focused game?  It’s barely even a multiplayer game except in the loosest sense of the word.  Even if you’re playing in offline mode there’s no actual pause.

Management generally won’t let you post a “we’re on strike” article, but the GMG union twitter account was posting updates.  The trickle of articles that did get posted over the last few days were all partner articles from overseas Kotaku affiliates not covered by the union

I don’t think anyone is implying that “handshake available upon request” is not an absurd exaggeration of the type of interactions people have in stuffy offices but the entire premise of the show is an absurd exaggeration of work/life balance so it fits. 

I find it incredibly hard to believe that none of the existing vaccines have ever been studied for any effects on fertility/pregnancy as they all have guidelines about when to take them if you’re pregnant or trying to conceive. And for the sake of argument, if I were a person who doesn’t understand or trust science…

I’m sure that all the other vaccines people get have had studies done over the years and decades to prove that they don’t affect fertility so why should the covid vaccine be any different?  Agreed though that anyone who isn’t getting vaccinated at this point will most likely not get vaccinated no matter how many…

They could always do what malls and college campuses have been doing for years now and build solar farms in their parking lots above the cars. Rutgers added solar panels to a bunch of parking lots on campus a few years ago, it’s probably the overall footprint of 2 or 3 walmarts.

The vaccine (unboosted) may not be as effective at preventing infection, but it absolutely is effective at preventing hospitalization and death, which is really what the vaccine is supposed to do anyway.  

I saw a twitter thread arguing for 30 billion with a B tests to be sent out so that every single person has the supply to test 2x/week for a year, and while I agree that 4 tests per household is low, I gotta ask what the fuck do people think that swimming in tests is going to accomplish? It’s becoming undeniably clear…