I want to know why you get to drive all the cool cars, Travis.

Also, the Targa was never the lease desirable of 911s. You shut your whore mouth.

Related - does your erection bump the bottom of the dash when driving this car? Curious about the erection to dash clearance, or E2D if you will.

Which drops faster, the top or your future sexual partner's underwear?

I hear that the 2015 Mercs are going to come with zooming mirrors so that they can make out how far behind the Ferraris are.

Dat ass

Applying conventional "tuner" mentality to an unconventional car. What's the first thing they do to a car aero tuned to within an inch of its life to reduce drag? Add drag.

(Driver shows up to Spec Miata race in a Hellcat)

not only did he slow the bike down like that, he still apex'd the shit out of that corner

I guess Mr. Molinaroli lost control of his Johnson.........Hey-yooooooooooooo

Mid-engined, rear wheel drive, V6 hatchback that wasn't a homologation special. Whatever drugs Renault was taking, I want 'em.

Um guys, you forgot one. A very big one:

Yeah, because the Cayenne and Macan don't water down their brand identity...

I think Lauda in Rush said it best

dontcha squidward

LIAM NEESONS DOH!

In the first movie, it was his daughter, in the second movie his ex-wife....what's been taken now? His cat? His favourite pair of slippers? His tax accountant?