Force them to talk themselves into Sam Bradford

I’m a lawyer-I’ve worked over twelve hours a day each day. Not sure what else to do

Tomorrow we’ll have to go to work and realize that we may be working with a racist

Same with “your leadership is amazing.”

Would you say the rise of such puns has been cuntemporaneous with the rise of a new era of vulgarity in politics?

I hope you’re right. If not, I volunteer to be our “V” when Trump turns us into an oppressive security state, except I get Natalie Portman in the end

Top kek!

But wouldn’t refusing to watch the NFL also mean you’re a pinko commie libtard? Isn’t Rocco from Utica contributing to the pussification of America by not watching grown men smash their heads together while eating Slim Jims and slamming the Dew?

Remind me, when in relatively recent American history did entire towns of black people engage in racially motivated vigilante “justice” and hang white people for having the audacity to talk to “their” women?

It’s a face made for radio

Alternate headline: Let’s See Those Pugs’ Mugs

Well, I guess he won’t have to worry about getting long in the tooth

The hidden hot take here is your argument that Ohio existed before LeBron James

Once Glenn died, it became obvious that All Lives Don’t Matter, hence Kaepernick and the death of Curt Schilling’s candidacy

I have six nephews. When they were all between the ages of 7-14 or so, I was in my mid 20s. The backyard was pure domination. It was awesome.

I thought that his magic water meant he wasn’t putting his life on the line

So basically, the speaker is trying to insult someone by saying that he has the free time to go to the cemetery, locate the person’s ancestors, and then defecate outdoors?

Billy Bush will get to the bottom of this

He would have loved that trophy. Nowhere to hold water on it, which means his players definitely won’t be able to get a drink, even as their internal organs begin shutting down.

As a USF fan, I naturally hate UCF and their pro-allowing players to die without no water stance, but I can’t help but feel a little left out when we’ve played UConn many more times and had some pretty close games over the years.