Good God your article title is so sensational. More accurate would be China steals moving sensor buoy. Damn what is that? a Submarine for Ants?

I couldn’t get past the Hootie reference. Damn you Sarah, Hootie is great!

They hate them because they couldn’t get jobs at them.

Why wouldn’t this thing just have multiple sizes of cardboard to pull from? If my damn printer can have 20 paper sizes why couldn’t we do the same with cardboard?

Living in a tent instead of going home every night makes it sound more to me like they took the job but live in a totally different town. If so that’s their choice but not an issue for the company. The company can’t tell them to live within 20 minute commute of their facility. I’ve talked to people who have worked…

The only birds out there are seagulls and pelicans. Fuck those birds.

The problem is Bluetooth. I can’t stand bluetooth.

I’m pretty sure I’d watch the Machine Crusades if they were on TV.

Are you sure?

To be fair it’s easy to spot you too.

This is the best message I have read all day. Jeesus, Hobby Lobby is nothing at all like this article. Not even remotely.

So what you’re saying is that in 3-4 days we should all buy more Amazon and Google. Thanks! Knew that one already but the past 8 years of government have taxed me out of all my discretionary income to invest.

The FAA did

This is the single best post I’ve seen on all the gawker media sites in the last 3 days. Grin and bear it kids. The republican’s had 8 years of democrats, it’s up to you to prevent 8 years of republicans.

Here here! I want more editorials by Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the cable guy. They could have been more accurate than the polls Tuesday evening.

If you think that people voting for Gary Johnson would have voted for Hillary you are sadly mistaken (McMullin Voter here). I think if those voters hadn’t had the choice of Gary they would have either gone with another 3rd party or 75/25 in favor of Trump. At least Hillary get’s the Majority total vote. Without…

The assholes also enjoy your complaining. Trust me I didn’t even vote for trump and I am enjoying it.

Didn’t change? My Medical deductibles and maximum’s doubled and my rate has increased $500 the last two years. That’s change in my wallet which leads to change at the votes. For clarification I didn’t vote for Trump I voted McMullin because both major candidates are a load of crock. Now we wait and pray and see…

Considering the fact that car max payed me $2800 for a 1998 4 door accord with 135000 miles and horrible white paint (clearcoat completely gone) and lots of dents I’d say the price isn’t too bad.

This just cements my opinion that everyone who’s ever lived in New York is an Asshole.