Do you remember when Pastor Maldonado was banned for life from racing at Monaco? 

Basically, during a World Series by Renault race at Monaco in 2005 Maldonado ignored yellow flags and hit a track marshal causing, among other injuries, a broken back. He was banned from next four WSR races, and the people that run the Monaco GP decided to ban him for life. After his dad stepped in and payed all the…

How Commenting On Jalopnik Got Me Out Of A Speeding Ticket

So guys, I get pulled over this morning on my way to work. I’m doing about 102 in a 65 zone. As soon as I saw the trooper, I see that he is beginning to put the cruiser in drive... SHIT!!! So I pull over and get my info ready. He comes up and gives the usual “Do you know how fast you were going?” I told him I wasn’t…

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