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I have never been so emotionally invested in food as I have been while pregnant. I ate pancakes yesterday, that shit was spiritual

The MoH couldn't cancel her airfare for the destination wedding and ended up haunting the same resort area during the wedding, posting selfies from the bar.

I love how the nutrition facts suggests something like 2 Thin Mints as one serving. Don't they mean one sleeve of cookies 'cuz that's how I roll?

blazing hot take fellow Redditor, i tip my fedora to you and your atheism rage!

I kind of suspected this considering she's not in Big Eyes at all.

A teenager tripped over one of the protesters on her way to Wet Seal. She nearly spilled her bubble tea. #neveragain.

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OH GOD IKR HE WAS SO HAPPY

my neighbors had a baby with a TON of issues- he lost an eye, he had brain surgery. he now has a fake eye, and when he was really wee, a lot of time was spent getting him to take his fake eye out of his mouth. now he's a lil nerd bb with glasses and his fake eye, and is just the most Boyish Boy to Ever Boy- bikes and…

Yo are you in the dungeon right now bc you seem like a giant troll.

huh. i would like to see taylor's foray into a more indie sound, but i feel like said trip could have been better made from country to indie, rather than a detour through popland. like obviously she could do gregorian chants and i would stan it, but it's a strange sort of map, imo.

ikr. like even if it is a long con, i still love her for insane business savvy. she's a hero.

-Shrimp sale at the Crab Crib

"perfect business tiara? sounds like an article i need to read!" things i said to my coworkers.

Who's the bigger weirdo: the guy on the toilet or the guy who photographed the guy on the toilet?

I love him. He is the sexiest.
Heterosexual, homosexual, lumbersexual... All the sexuals.

Adam Pally has already been on the greatest sitcom of the aught-teens, so not sure what this "new media" is, but it's not going to be as good as Happy Endings.

I love everything about this and am now lamenting my thin brows. And Tay-tay, I'm sorry I compared you to cold oatmeal. (The comparison still stands for Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds).

She looks like 1998 Taylor Hanson and that is the highest compliment I can give. Perfection.