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With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

I cannot put into words how perfectly the two phrases “Burning Man but somehow worse?” and “Barefoot Contessa but sports” describe everything I have ever wanted out of life. I am a garbage person.

Judging from the side mirrors, the front of the car is on the right, but I still think Dayna was too humble in awarding herself only a small ball.

VOTING WITH YOUR VAGINAS I SEE

This whole thing makes me want to rub whiz on my belly and bathe in roast pork juice while cuddling my poster of ben frankin.

Good to see you around these parts again, Dayna. This post should be awarded infinite balls and you should now be a permanent cast member on Ballers.

I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

I guess Joe Torre saw this letter and caved:

Fuck the Mets. Chase 2016!!

Thanks

I’m a big basketball guy, so ‘01 was pretty sweet for me too. Almost got barred from attending my middle school graduation because I left my eighth-grade school dance without telling anyone to go home and watch Game 1 of the NBA Finals.

World Fucking Champions. Man, that was a good time.

With you, Caity and Weinstein gone, who the hell’s going to stand up for Philly sports? Dark days indeed.

Another great sports troll? Former Philadelphia Phillie John Kruk.

NICE!!!!

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