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Dayna Evans
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Aug 6 2019
180

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

Aug 6 2019
153

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

Sep 12 2018
16

I cannot put into words how perfectly the two phrases Burning Man but somehow worse?” and Barefoot Contessa but sports” describe everything I have ever wanted out of life. I am a garbage person.

Sep 12 2018
6

Judging from the side mirrors, the front of the car is on the right, but I still think Dayna was too humble in awarding herself only a small ball.

Aug 12 2016
20

This whole thing makes me want to rub whiz on my belly and bathe in roast pork juice while cuddling my poster of ben frankin.

Aug 12 2016
8

Good to see you around these parts again, Dayna. This post should be awarded infinite balls and you should now be a permanent cast member on Ballers.

Aug 12 2016
144

I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

Aug 20 2015
16

I’m a big basketball guy, so ‘01 was pretty sweet for me too. Almost got barred from attending my middle school graduation because I left my eighth-grade school dance without telling anyone to go home and watch Game 1 of the NBA Finals.

Jul 29 2015
11

With you, Caity and Weinstein gone, who the hell’s going to stand up for Philly sports? Dark days indeed.

Jun 24 2015
167

“Laws aren’t ethics, they are informed by them. And they often take a long, long time to catch up.” Read more