Probably because no one spent time with you because you’re a petulant fuck.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Rex Ryan responded, “Yeah, Doug stuck his foot in his mouth real good. It was quite a show. But enough about my interview for the coaching position. What did he say about player safety?”

What if they do that thing where they scoot on their butts on the carpet? Which btw looks like an ampersand. Or rather, ampersands look like someone scooting on their butt

Now we’re going to fight over which fire hydrants trans dogs can use. God DAMMIT.

Were you not here yesterday? They had, like, four Roger Goodell stories.

Some would say tattooing such a small child is irresponsible, but I say go for it if she’s already got the mustache.

Oh goody, now I can watch people water their green lawns that they planted IN THE GODDAMN DESERT. THE MOJAVE DESERT. GREEN LAWNS. THAT IS A PROBLEM.

He has. So Davis knows he’s safe until the 8th inning on Sept 25th

There’s nothing about the K Klan that has ever inspired people to think “empowering women”. Not in the rational way, at least. People expect more from Queen Bey. And they should. These are also women of color who are being exploited and in a situation of. practical slavery. That’s an issue that Beyonce is making a…

Just went spikes up instead on one, and 3 feet north of the bag in another. IOW, that wasn’t worth much.

you fuck

“...slips back into coma”

So she hasn’t died from potassium poisoning.

Copa Labradores.

The only people who give a fuck about the FA Cup are Arsenal fans.

This article has DIRTY PLAY in the title. Its picture is of a DIRTY PLAY. It has a link to a video of the DIRTY PLAY. It mentions how another player had his season ended by a DIRTY PLAY. You counter with a push off.

Yeah, that’s why Jay Cutler was bad. It’s all about to turn around now

*That 2 second timeframe before your video loads where you see your reflection in the computer monitor*

In their Facebook rant they list all the misfortunes that have happened to them, the latest being their car engine exploded. Props to the FB commenter who suggested they try to fix it with apple cider vinegar.