This is what happened when the Ferrari wheels went slumming it with the Centerliners. 

For guys like Kim Jong Un, they have unfettered access to beautiful women, 10's all around, but when it comes down to it they just want to Fuck-a-three.

“Ready or Not Too: Trumps Ahoy”

That’s a deep pull.  Well done. 

Woah.  Good catch.  As a UW-Madison grad, there are a number of Badger references that I love.   The football episode names a bunch of 90's golden era icons from UW. 

This person knows their Psych episodes and rankings!

Psych x Scrubs bizzarro world mashup.

Dude. There is no better episode than Tears for Fears vs Michael Jackson!

Hey, we couldn’t afford skinemax, so Rhonda was a good stand in.  Let’s not forget “Friday the 13th, the series.”

This lead in is the beginning of so many bits in our apartment. “When you’re a spy, you make do with what you have. To some a clogged sink looks like a cesspool, but to others it is a source of flammable methane vapors waiting for a match.”

“Do you want some of Dahddy’s M&M candies? . . .Fuck off.”

Tish James came to speak in the basement laundry room of our 32 unit coop inf Clinton Hill about tax assessments on our little building several years ago. No press, no bullshit. I don’t care what political maneuvering she does on her way up, she will always have my vote and backing.

You’re not entirely wrong. I am in the process of figuring out whether my tour of duty is over. There is guilt being away from NYC during this time and a “quitter’s” voice in the back of my head. But fuck, I have done this shit for 22 years now with no family on the East Coast, and even with making good money during…

All this...same with wide leg vintage workwear coal miner look. 

Someone tell Jim Jordan that when he goes to TJ Maxx to get his dress shirts, he needs to look for shirts marked “slim cut.”  

“Corn??!!??  When did I eat cooorrn???”

Oh yeah, at this point let them have at it.  

I put nothing past the upper tiers of cycling.  

In the words of meme, “Some of y’all didn’t read Hot Rod Magazine in the 80's and it shows.” J/K, I just wanted to post this car. I was more of a Lee Shephard -Reher - Morrison guy.

I mean, they’re doing this on purpose right?   Every article on every [formerly] Gawker media site, and this pic is right there on point.