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David Roth
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David Roth is an editor at Deadspin.
Oct 11
21

1) We are going to keep doing it for as long as we’re permitted to do so and 2) I’ll go ahead and assess that ticket stub for you: it’s worth like five thousand dollars to me.

Oct 11
1

I respect this decision all the more for how wrong it is. I would have done the same thing.

Oct 11
31

You know what I don’t actually have to answer this.

Oct 11
13

I saw a Sixers one in Goodwill once and even for me it was clear that I could not buy it. It was too big, but it was the equivalent of bringing home a Chucky.

Oct 11
11

Man I hope you’re keeping that Frank Francisco jersey in some sort of stable, climate-controlled environment. You’ll be retiring off that one someday.

Oct 11
5

Honestly I’m going to go ahead and keep believing this is true.

Oct 10
20

Thanks very much for this. It’s what we all want, too—to stay together, but also to be able to keep doing the stuff we do as well as we can do it. It may not matter what we want, but that’s what we want. I appreciate you caring about that, and about us, very much.

Oct 10
3

I feel like this one’s going to wind up being watched at some point. The wive has enough interest and it’s a manageable length. I wouldn’t bet a dollar on Breaking Bad ever making it through, though, sadly.

Oct 3
6

Whatever the number, it will be more than we can bear.

Oct 2
26

Nah, just questionable posture.

Sep 25
4

It’s really a perfect three-second visual gag. Credit where it’s due to Mike Bordick, an underrated physical comedian.

Sep 19 2019
2

These are incredibly tight and I want to get some.

Sep 19 2019
4

Yeah, that’s where I landed on it, too. His standup stuff didn’t wow me, but it was perfectly competent and polished. Everything else suggests that he’s just kind of a turd, though. I don’t think the show can be saved, really, but he sure wasn’t going to help.

Sep 12 2019
8

These are both such thoughtful responses to this question that it is almost making me reconsider it. Almost but not quite.

Sep 10 2019
2

I always like it when people describe this as like an ASMR experience. I don’t know what it says about me that it does, but I think it boils down to the fact that I have never expected to even tangentially have my presence be described as “soothing” in any way.

Sep 10 2019
6

It was in there! They took it out but I promise you I did the double-pump.

Sep 10 2019
3

I defer to Paul on this one. (Also it was edited out but I talked about the hitch and pantomimed it. I think you only get so much Physical Reenactment Dave per episode under federal guidelines, though.)

Sep 10 2019
3

Man just watching the Giants all year wouldn’t do me much better, I don’t think.