And Iiiiiiiiiiii-yiii—iiiiiii....will always....love youuuuu

 Pretty sure the real question is, could you spend more than 15 minutes around an exact duplicate of yourself without ending up wanting to strangle them?

The Australian cloning experiment is going quite well,I still can’t believe the lead isn’t Margot Robbie.

“Iger suggested the hype around the opening scared away many season pass holders from visiting.” I think the fact that season passholders were blocked from using their passes to visit kept them away. I wouldn’t pay to get into a park, if I had already paid a thousand dollars for a annual pass for the same park. I am…

The federal funds rate determines Libor

(Laughing hysterically) Good Luck with That!

God bless Alamo Drafthouse.

Whipping out this classic...

For the love of God, can the internet decide on a standard password rule set? Oh you can use special characters here, on this site only numbers and letters, here it needs to be 8 bytes long, oh ten bytes on our site....

No. She wasn’t sleeping. Did you read her account? She said she pretended to be asleep after waking up when he crawled in bed with her. You think he thought she was asleep especially after turning over? Get real. As soon as she said ‘No’ he left. This is such garbage.

Yup. I think it’s hard to comprehend how vast a fortune can be. A net worth of $350 million, like Kim Kardashian has, at a 3% annual dividend payout would net $10.5 MILLION. A year. That sum can pay 233 people $45k a year ($21/hour full-time work), or 6 lifetimes worth of employment for an individual, or equal a…

“He’s under no obligation to be charitable.”

Production has officially wrapped on Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD

This is nonsense.

We live in Manhattan (no car). In the spring, my 5 year old wanted to go camping. I asked him if he wanted to go camping with lots of people or in the “woods woods”. He said he wanted to go to the Appalachian Trail (we take Metro-North there a lot for day hikes).

Reminds me of the seinfeld episode when Jerry gets first-class and elaine gets stuck in coach.

You do that shit for generations and you end up with families like the Windsors.

Ctrl+C then Ctrl+IV, V, VI

Religious communities can be a great source of support, so, yeah, if that's your thing! (Thai temples actually feed you almost too much when you go there.)