@Pook365: Not looking down on them, holding Gates, et al up as an example. Communist douche.

@Platypus Man: Put him in a pet carrier with a nice blanket. He'll calm down after a bit. I once drove from Baltimore to Atlanta with three cats in two carriers. They slept the whole way except when we let them out at a hotel. They don't really have any problem just being cuddled up in a cozy little cat cave for…

@Pook365: Troll. People like this kid grow up to be the Gates', the Jobs', the Brins and Pages. They do more social good than some volunteer running a soup kitchen and wearing a hair shirt.

Do the beaches still bark when you walk through them or does the oil lubricate the sand?

@Pook365: Nothing's wrong with them. You should thank them. They are the ones who move things forward.

@TheMaestroTC: No, basically what you have done here is effectively put an end to a little word game.

It follows a little behind and to the left?

@Glitchigo: "Recursively" is a horrible substitute for "circular".

@giftwrap_yourself_slowly: "Basically" is a horrible substitute for "Simply".

@Micho: It really is amazing, isn't it? Make anything sound complex enough and they just agree. I used to sell postal discounting/presort systems and whenever I ran into an underling trying to block me, I would just start talking about how the boss needed to know if his PLANET codes were up to date or if he had the…

I bought a new computer bag a couple of months ago from eBag and now I see ads for the exact bag everywhere I go. I can't understand why they think I will buy another one.

Found it: [goo.gl]

@sid9221: Dude, they did something instead of sitting on a computer typing what amounts to, "Fake and gay!"

I'd like to see a paid version of their services that would allow me to opt out of this junk. Apps is $50 a year per head, but don't think you can opt out.

@sid9221: They used idle time on donated computers.

@tw@t: D'oh! Beat me to it!

Let's see an Android tablet in the mix.

@pesho.m: I got a better one: "For That Minty Fresh Look, Use Linux Mint!"

@Toastie: Nowhere in my post did I advocate the use of nuclear weapons. I did, however, advocate the use of overwhelming force; i.e., the Powell Doctrine.

Hey, guess what? This is how war is truly waged. This is how wars are won. You don't wage war the way we do it now and you don't win the way we do it now.