Thanks for that!

Veronica cuddling at my feet.

I’ve got a slight rebuttal, my friend.

Cucumber and vodka is the best but also great with tequila if you are in a margarita mood.

I can tell you for sure that it wasn’t me. Zucchini is gross. No way I would trade one for a lovely cucumber that could be juiced and mixed with vodka for a refreshing summer drink. You may see vegetables... I see ways to mix it with alcohol. I may have a problem.

Thank you, TampaBeeAtch. A New Yorker from birth and for most of my life, I settled in Florida 4 years ago. Here in Sarasota, I’ve come to love more about Florida than what I used to disdain. In so many ways, it’s a magical place, especially for nature lovers. I’ve even started to take it personally when others make…

All great news for you and your family! I can’t wait to see pics of Sheela and her new friend together. (I think maybe you posted pics of the new one on a visit to the place where they come from?)

Oh, shit, that sounds rough. There’s no need to be ashamed about “letting” your brain be hateful to you—brains are jerks sometimes, and if anything I think you can be proud of recognizing that things weren’t okay and taking steps to nurture yourself.

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I had a tapeworm installed in 1987 and that little fella was fantastic for a while. Removal was a bitch but damn I looked good. Full Belsen Realness, so attractive.

You know how I want to feel better? Chicken and waffles with a side of caramel gelato with an empty house except for my cat and a bunch of Netflix to watch.

Convert Saks to a prison. Send all rich people there. Tell them it’s Wellness Camp.

Kelly probably gave him a phone that has no internet connection, so he tweets into nothing. While a staffer attempts to sound like a “kinder gentler” version of dolt 45.

Those aren’t Trump tweets. Kelly obviously has someone showing up at 5:30 am now. I’m betting Hope Hicks looks real tired this week.

I have stomach issues that sometimes lead to big time gas bloating (ew, TMI, I know) and can go from having a relatively flat stomach to looking 5 months pregnant over the course of a couple of hours. I would HATE being famous and having people speculating about my body.

Wait...210 pounds? Are you sure thats a dog and not a horse?

Those are cool, giant dogs.

Oh, I love me a great big dog!

WOW! That is a dog!

lol, I love his little front socks