I’ve had this problem as well...it is super annoying when trying to do anything in BOTW, for example. (Using a bow and arrow is all but impossible.) I cleaned them by taking some alcohol swabs and just vigorously rubbing around the base of the joystick(s), and then using compressed air can to blast everything in the…

Buzz Aldrin’s heart rate was 88 bpm at liftoff, which is...insane. Mine is higher when I get an email from my boss. 

“The first plane we got on was trash. After an hour and a half on the tarmac, they let us know that the plane had a malfunctioning engine. We deboarded and had to wait more hours for a new plane. Right before boarding that new plane, we were informed the new plane was ALSO trash.”

“Not true.”

Very weird that Trump happened to use Norway as the hypothetical country giving a US political campaign intelligence when he spoke with George Stephanopolous. And then...it’s Norway’s ships that are attacked by Iran. 

Old Google: Do No Evil.

Question: where do you live? I ask this because I grew up in San Diego where we had amazing tomatoes for a good % of the year, but then I moved to the midwest for college and there’s a much smaller window there for getting good tomatoes, and I found myself asking places to hold the tomatoes because most of the time…

I think at this point it’s a certainty that they are not operated by the US government in any way, because there is no chance that our current president would be able to resist blabbing about this amazing technology we’ve got every time he found himself in front of a camera or some dictator he wanted to impress. 

New example of a “free rider” in PoliSci 101 classes from here on out should be the guys who would have been convicted and had video evidence of them getting a handjob thrown out of court because they had the good fortune to be in the same arrest cohort as a billionaire who would pay any amount of money to keep that…

“Ma’am, I don’t care that he was harassing you for 9 out of the 12 hours it took us to respond, we got back to you in THREE BUSINESS HOURS.” Jesus, man, get out of here with that corporate shilling.

All that is true AND he could represent an immediate danger to that woman, so the “we’ll get back to you soon!” response is really insufficient. Driver is late? Ok, yeah, get back to me in a day or two. Driver delivered the wrong food? Credit my account. Driver is sexually harassing me? Yeah I need an immediate…

And that’s the story of how, while serving as the 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump duffed an approach shot and then instructed his caddy to steal the ball of a child who had hit a superior shot, so that he could claim that he was the 2018 co-champion of a golf course that he owns in Florida AFTER…

Oh dang, my dad has this. Really, really rough...and something that most physicians aren’t looking for, since for many people the symptoms are consistent with just “getting old.” 

Of COURSE her name was Kaitlyn. Of course it was. 

I’m a Blazers fan but the best part of the game last night was knowing it made Clay Bennett feel really shitty. 

I love the team-by-team draft analysis that shows “biggest need” and the Raiders biggest needs are always “Linebacker/pass rush, wide receiver.” Huh. How about that.

I think what people found appealing about him is that he was seemingly willing and able to confront Trump in ways that Trump could not answer. I don’t think anyone thought “hmmm, I think Avanetti would make a good President,” but plenty of people, including me, wished that Dems *who would make a good President* would…

“Just avoid folding it in that way.”

Having been the guy who dated someone right after a long term relationship with an absolute asshole, what happens is you get told ten thousand times a day how much better/healthier/more sane you are, and then you get left for someone just like him, or for him.