Settle down, Francis.

Settle down, Francis.

“He said he thought Anderson looked disinterested.”

“An ignoramus from Mexico or Cuba or somewhere.”

It’s sort of a thankless role, in part because in a New Hope, Han was ALREADY PRETTY DAMN YOUNG! It’s not like Ewan McGregor being asked to just impersonate a much older Alec Guiness. I loved Alden in Hail Caesar, and he’s clearly a good actor with comedic chops if given the right material/direction, so can only…

Leaving aside the fact that asking Joe West to give a reasoned and nuanced explanation for another ump’s ejection is like asking Dick Cheney for commentary on John Bolton.

Yes but there’s certain to be a class action suit filed by disgruntled PPV buyers, no?

Why would you want/need more than Brylcreem and a comb?

I remember Michael Chang eating them basically throughout the match to combat dehydration when he beat Lendl at the French Open in 89.

Meanwhile, what the holy hell is up with the attendance in Cincinnati?

Reagan called Nancy “Mommy,” which is like 10x more fucked up.

Classic example of why anyone who is not a billionaire should always side with players in any and every salary dispute. Unlike the owners, who can basically print money until the day they decide to walk away, players are always one injury away from being that one guy who used to be really good.

The same way you know white people holding groceries in the street after a hurricane “found” them, whereas the black people holding groceries in the street after a hurricane “looted” them.

Well, you’ve had hours to think about this and type it out on a keyboard, so it makes sense to you. He had THREE SECONDS. Sit down and count that out to yourself and ask yourself how likely you would be to process something in that speed when guys you weren’t expecting to be there jumped out of the darkness at you.…

If you’re a police officer, your first job is to protect the public. Your first job is not to keep yourself safe. If you want to keep yourself safe, get a desk job somewhere and don’t be a cop.

I will bet any amount of money that MAGA clones start dropping bowling balls on Japanese cars to prove that he was right. Literally, this will happen. Probably already has happened.

Why the fuck do they allow guys who do this shit to strike a plea deal? The evidence couldn’t be more clear.  

Re-read those text messages keeping in mind that she was a junior staffer who was in some respect dependent on him for her job. Hence she replies with the polite “you need to wear clothes, sir” to the shirtless pic instead of “that is really offensive, John. Please don’t do that anymore” because of the power…

“Officials left thinking Trump was on board with federal funding for the Gateway project,”