I’m sure the survivors do.

What about the most basic of reasons for the leak? Humans love knowing a secret, and always want to find someone to tell it to.

Well dang, it’s not like the Padres and Braves have ever had any memorable fights...

Ever had a flying bat come at you? It’s a crazily shaped piece of jagged wood flying about 80 mph. By the time your brain and eyes communicate and figure out what’s going on, you’ve been hit.

All the parents out there who have tried (and failed) to get their kids to sleep when it is >90 outside know immediately that this was written by somebody who does not have kids.

Hard Boiled and The Killer were the movies that convinced me that Chow Yun Fat is the coolest motherfucker to have ever lived. I truly don’t understand how he isn’t more iconic in the states outside of video store nerds and hardcore action fans.

Thanks, GLH!

“He also once told one of his sons, “You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Weirdly aroused by that one...

I can’t hear the name “Hoiberg” and not say it in the voice of Prof. John Frink.

Dennis Rodman, pre-Madonna.

If it wasn’t for the video, he’d be playing. But as it is, every owner knows full well that the local (and national) news will have that tape of him knocking his fiance out played on a loop as they talk about his team signing Rice. Nobody wants to be a part of that.

Can’t believe you left Adam Curry off that list...

No insightful post here, just that I remember his dad’s rookie year with the Padres, when he was called “Baby Goose” since he apparently emulated the Padres’ closer at the time, Goose Gossage. And..well, damn. I’m old. How about that.

Say what you will, but I say kudos to the team’s sturgeon for getting Stanton ready to start the season so soon after that injury.

He’s rolled his sleeves back here to placate everyone who thought the OUTSIDE of that shirt was the ugliest thing they’ve ever seen.

Interesting that two guys would be killed at the same time—indicates either an equipment malfunction for both of them, or they planned the route wrong and basically flew into a rock wall?

When I was making my way through grad school (English lit, natch), I was friends with a bunch of poetry MFA students, and heard a TON of horrible stories about her. A TON. So trust me, you are hardly alone.

Seriously, who believes that the NFL will lose ANY ratings due to shenanigans like the ones the Patriots pulled? C’mon, now.