I'd just say to wait and see what the cafe does/says, and then see if they have a documented history of this. It's unfair to punish the owners and all other employees due to the actions of one employee whose background, attitude, history, etc. is completely unknown. Busy restaurants hire tons of people, not all of…

"As someone who's about to become a dad for the first time, this scares the hell out of and enrages me at once."

Area Auto Assholes Act Angry, Are Aftewards Attacked, film at 11.

License plate 157-ZSX. Do I have to spell it out for you?

They've got so many player contracts up this offseason, seems like they just figured what with Manning's arm practically falling off the other day they might as well blow the whole damn thing up and start from scratch.

Well, I guess this moves "doing their fucking job" at least one item lower on the list of "things that NYPD officers care about."

Some may suck. Some do not. One that definitely does not suck, and which is actually great, is the Heceta Head Lighthouse B&B on the Oregon coast. For one thing, it's not a person's house, it is the former house of the nearby lighthouse's operator's family. No longer inhabited, now just a B&B. You stay there, you walk…

Jamie Lynn Palin is the most perfect name I can imagine. Track or Tugg or Trickk or whoever the fuck needs to get in there and make that happen.

"The Savior's flowing flax robes replaced by pleated khakis (a sensible 36x36, according to most observers), his wooden staff, which once commanded the good people of Israel to follow him through trials and tribulations, now replaced by a dry-erase clipboard and red pen as he leads the faithful to battle, not in…

On Aug 28, 2014, at 2:47 PM, "Friedman, Harry" wrote:

One correction: the information presented thus far indicates that Cosby was, by 1989, *already* a serial rapist. Otherwise, however, you are right.

You say the golden retriever lost the agility contest. I say the golden retriever won the eating contest.

On today's "Ya Heard, with Perd," we have an exciting story about a cord, and the story is that the cord tried to trip somebody who is a football coach.

I'm glad you said this...I was going to say the exact same thing. FSU is really in seriously deep shit over how badly they've handled this, and will inevitably be hit with a massive Title IX complaint (and civil suit) over this very case. I worked at a college and was involved in adjudicating student sexual assault…

"Don't worry, son, I got us front row seats to Foo Fighters tomorrow night!"

Also doesn't work as well when you catch the ball at your own 1 yard line. Lateral by definition will be in the end zone.

"You're telling me the most heavily defended military complex on earth doesn't have footage showing Flight 77's impact? That the best we can do is a low-res security cam FROM A GODDAM 7/11 ACROSS THE STREET?"

Fuck yeah, bro! You sure told that writer on the internet what's what about fucking bye weeks! Yeah!

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