I'm sure Consumer Reports was reviewing the phone incorrectly.

Promote Joel Johnson.

This is excellent. Talk to any scientist *in* NASA (rather than nostalgic outsiders) and they will tell you manned missions are a waste of time and money. Robotic missions get more done and cost far, far less.

"Hopefully Nokia gets their baby back safe and sound"

@Tony Kaye: PENTECH for the win. They were the best at pencil pop.

@stifflittlefinger: you forgot the little part about AT&T's shitty network.

@RainyDayInterns: I am not setting the bar very high, especially for Mr. Diaz. I am only saying that " LOOKZ!!1!! I putted an OLD apple sticker on my NEW apple ipad, LuLZ" is pretty much like writing a turd.

@RainyDayInterns: I think your question IS the point.

If I were stuck firmly in Apple's crosshairs, I'd look to the past too. I hear Apple is having a new computer coming out named after a ... Simpsons character?

What? Real writing? Citations? What witchery is this?

How can these be $150, when I can use freebies in the theater that merely projects an image. Meanwhile, where are the 3D projectors for home use?

@irishpiper: not a crime: here is the meme [knowyourmeme.com]

Where is your Jesus phone now?

@HackBerry: Well said, though we have seen Jesus and Co. get a little less biased and a lot more pragmatic ever since Apple started treating Giz like an abusive ex-husband.

@metronome49: nize!

@jonnyversusrobots: no joke. where else would you find this much surplus talent!

@metronome49: I shall award over 9000 Internets for your efforts

@DaveExile: Can someone make him hold the new iPhone instead of the comic. To the photoshop maven goes the credit!

"They call me Mr. Glass"

Artistic rage prop? Check.