Dr. Dave Goldberg
dave_goldberg
9/10/19
12:27 PM
4

Hold on. You didn’t even attempt Butterfingers? They’re great frozen.

8/21/19
5:52 PM
34

The most disturbing thing about that promo image is those nails

8/20/19
5:02 PM
87

Maybe the real Matrix is the friends we made along the way

2/8/19
10:43 AM
14

I was mildly disappointed that Patton Oswalt didn’t make an appearance.

10/5/18
5:05 PM
395

This is some weak ass bullshit. The Democrats had no power. We’ve known since Kennedy retired that this was a losing battle, but it was a battle that the Democrats had to fight. They mounted as effective a campaign against Kavanaugh as could be made, and they lost, which was absolutely to be expected. This loss was Read more

10/1/18
7:22 AM
20

If the author’s not going to watch the episode I don’t see how you can expect me to read her bio blurb. 

2/27/18
11:00 PM
45

They tried to score the gig as official pizza to the Vatican, but rival chain Papal John has that one sewn up.

2/27/18
10:45 PM
59

in what universe did papa johns ever make ‘medium-good’ pizza? the only pizza they ever were better than was dominoes, and even they turned it around and overtook them years ago. i will eat months old no-brand gas station pizza before i eat papa johns

10/18/17
9:07 PM
44

Ugh, not to defend Ted Cruz’s policies or beliefs in anyway or form, but am I the only one that thinks this is perfectly amiable office worker nonsense? Like, that tweet about cutting off Sasse is probably the most human Cruz has ever seemed to me, at least since his sensibly embarrassing high school turn in the Read more

9/29/17
7:15 PM
15

They’re the Menudo of shitty presidential cabinets.

12/15/16
10:47 AM
1.3K

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.