HamNo can fuck off, though.

I want to post some of my cross stitch!!

With the hair dryer, right? Somehow the hair dryer melts them perfectly.

“Drew’s good with me.

I’m not mad at Drew. I know Drew’s stuff. But I’m done with the theme today. And I know that all of these guys are good (some decent) writers and could make better efforts.

Drew, get yourself a Pinterest account but be warned: my husband and I trade pins like a Honey Do list. “Doesn’t this recipe look good?” “Yeah, well doesn’t this reclaimed barn wood shelving look easy, fuckface?”

I Would love to read that, because I think that Drew really is a good writer.

This would be great to read

International Women’s Day made Drew Magary think deep thoughts. Mission Accomplished!

If only he’d included a reference to a dumb pun about mail carriers...

Drew, the only thing that would make this post better is if you had included an unfunny article based on a dumb pun about postal workers.

I think you posted this on the wrong post.

He probably would need like 3 years to compile enough mail to respond to

This post, as far as I’m concerned today, is the only post so far that is a grand-slam.

You are totally correct regarding Beyonce.

Tell me about your wife. I know you have one, she gets a passing mention sometimes, but I’d like to know more. What do you admire about her, what have you learned from her. You seem like a caring husband and a good dad (so far) and somehow (??!?) I trust from your tone in the FunBag posts that you could write that…

· The Following People Are Not Helping. I was gonna make a list of people who are really not helping, but I got stuck after writing MATT MCGORRYat the top of the doc.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

Let me think about this.

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.