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I heard rumours that, early in his career, he dressed up in women’s clothes.

Bonus if the two languages are speaking English and “in tongues”

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

I kind of want to commission some etsy artist to make her a whole set (necklace, earrings, bracelet, TIARA) made out of those little plastic fetus thingies and send it to her.

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

I guess you see what you want to see. Do you think he would have said “go talk to your wife” if the genders had been reversed? I don’t think so.

Doesn’t matter. They give out a Nobel for economics every year. There are lots of Nobel-winning economists, but he specifically told her to go ask the one that is her husband. There is a whole long history of women not being allowed to do anything without the permission of their husbands. THAT is why this is a deeply

Why does she have to be so bitchy? He was only trying to help. If she doesn’t think her husband is smart, why did she marry him? And why did she have to show off how smart she is in her reply? She must be super insecure, to have to use all those complicated concepts I don’t understand. Women are so emotional... /s

I’ve always thought Nader was a condescending asshole. Now I can think he’s a mansplaining condescending asshole.

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”

The way the trainers got the cats out of their cages is how my boyfriend gets me out of bed in the morning:

But of course, why wouldn’t Team Cat HQ have delegates present at a summit for world leaders?

Can’t even begin to describe how much I needed this after a weekend of Paris overload.

Our new overlords are squee-worthy.

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

SO THESE CATS JUST ‘HAPPENED’ TO COME ON STAGE AT THAT MOMENT AT THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC SUMMIT THIS YEAR? I’VE SEEN THAT SAME CAT IN A PICTURE TAKEN OUTSIDE THE PENTAGON JUST 3 WEEKS AGO!!!1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!1!!

As for second place, Adele is my favorite white girl (her long-time predecessor is Kate Winslet).

Lauren Bacall