Looks more like a dickhead calling people dickheads. Just STFU and do your job douchebag!

obviously northerners just fall apart when there is a big sporting event. You can bet people in the south don't go freaky over a little superbowl traffic!!

If that ad (or any ad) haunted you for a year, you are about as simple as a house plant.

exact truth. Many older Apple commercials show PC users all dressed the same, using computers that all looked the same (grey). Seems that describes all Mac users now.

So, maybe the super bowl should be played on he ISS? Solves many problems.

Who cares what Hawkings says anyway, his 'peers' don't

These, ever-present, repeating GIFs are just nauseating! GIFs are great when they are appropriately looping GIFs like so:

I'd have more respect for somebody that pretends to be a McDonald's employee.

maybe you can hang yourself this weekend?

And you need to shut the fuck up when you don't know what you're talking about, deal?

maybe they could spend more time writing an original (or good) story now.

maybe you should send their structural engineers an email with your concerns. They may just stop an say "hey guys?! This Kinja commenter has some good points. No math or nuttin, but ya know??!"

wow, you sound pretty stressed. Does Apple criticism usually get your panties in such a wad?

guess I need to smoke crack or something as this was 0.01 on the funny scale

sometimes you just shouldn't have a jittery GIF

what ann wilson does? Eat 2 dozen Boston cream donuts at a sitting?

pretty sure we have the same thing in my neighborhood, only there's lots of 50 gallons drums and blue crystally stuff inside?!

What in the world is wrong with this?

it is wrong. While there may be some location, somewhere with that kind of code, most are determined locally and vary greatly

I suppose yours is sticking out of the back pocket of your skinny jeans?