After April 1's 89-79 loss to the Lakers:

You know what this means...

Hey, io9...

Alien McAlienFace

Calvin? really? I would have named it Alien McDroopykins or something cool like that.

I feel like this is Zack Snyder...

While I agree that the vast majority of any given human’s efforts will probably affect the universe at-large not one fucking bit, seeing the process of ‘living’ as completely pointless has extremely limited value. I mean, when the city comes calling, looking for their money for the water, if I use the ‘in a hundred…

Commenting from Mom’s basement 2017:

Go get some frog blood and inject it and some horse DNA into one of those goose eggs. Pretty sure that’s how you make legit dinosaur.

If you are commenting on ‘clickbait’, then you are part of the problem.

What this tells me is that at one point the door was open for Jyn and Cassian to fly off and be Rey’s parents...until something came up during the planning of Ep 7-9 that changed this and so they had to write them out.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Wish they’d make stuff this work via ApplecHomekit. For all of Apples flaws, their smart home system seems to be the most stable yet has the smallest number of compatible products.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Can we fix Attack of the Clones in Post-Post?

Where: Indian Ocean

Don’t know how to break this to ya, Evan, but... your daughter loves you.

The clumsy usage of a dog whistle is why.

I used to do this a LOT, actually - with one small exception. I would smoke a bowl and then pour honey directly into my mouth before eating most of a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread and go to bed until it was Monday.

“already been vaped” or (or alternately avb - already vaped bud). It’s basically the leftovers when you use flower in a vaporizer like the Pax. The vape essentially decarbs the flower, and you can (and I have) pretty much just sprinkle it on peanut butter and eat it and blast off. It’s pretty much a frugal stoner’s…