“How is Marisa Tomei chosen to play aunt May?”

“Analysis shows that the upper surface of the tail was colored a chestnut-brown, and the underside a pale white.”

You and me both, buddy. Except the wife part. I don’t even know your wife, much less see movies with her.

Man, if they could get Hera (voiced by Vanessa Marshall, who would look pretty Hera-like in some head tentacles) in a background scene somewhere, I would cry. Speaking part? I would probably break down in front of my wife.

CS-TA

UM EXCUSE ME MINNEAPOLIS IS THE SHIT

That isn’t a spoiler. This movie takes place before A New Hope. Tarkin was in charge of the Death Star, so of course him and Vader are going to be in this movie. Don’t be such a baby.

One note, though. Since when could lasers just blow away the legs of an Imperial Walker? Doesn’t the second “A” in “AT-ACT” stand for “Armored?” There must have been a pretty substantial improvement in armor technology between the AT-ATs of The Empire Strikes Back and AT-ACTs of Rogue One

That’s a perfect reason to blame you.

I will blame you, asshole.

I love New York.

Even worse is the fact that he used rye bread.

This is far too complicated. Just put some foil down on a baking sheet and start it in a cold oven set to 375 degrees for 15 minutes or so. If it’s thick cut you might have to flip it for the last few minutes.

Nah.

If you didn’t know not to add ice or water, then you are as dumb as you are ugly.

Me too! What do you put in yours? I do:

1.) Red wine, to taste

Is “pro-tip” what you call the end of that finger when you’re done?

Reel it back Orange Julius.

For smoother, colder, less-watery smoothies: frozen banana. Keep a few bananas (peeled, partway-sliced, encased in plastic wrap) in the freezer. Toss a few chunks in the blender—they’re smoothening, non-watery ice cubes (cylinders).

WOMP WOMP