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Good: The Matrix Resurrections and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

This isn’t a knock on her, but how does wearing makeup in two movies make her at all comparable to Lon Chaney?

God, that fight scene from Thor looks like shit. I don’t totally love the DC movies, but the action in those is so much better.

When will people admit that Boba Fett is the dirt worst. He fell into a hole and died. You know who doesn’t fall into a hole and die? Literally billions of people every day.

47% shooting for a perimeter player is actually kinda good. Also, two of those misses were end of quarter heaves, so he shot 50% on actual attempts. This was also after he started 0-7 from the field. Furthermore, did you see the stat line for the rest of the Cavs? They kinda sucked tonight. Kyrie had to take that many

No Hans Gruber? Boo this writer.

That's not really relevant considering these are miscarried fetuses their mothers were likely planning to bring to term, but thanks for playing.

There's totally not an entire comments section full of jokes about how this isn't a bad thing. If this were about female fetuses dying, the comments would probably treat it as a serious issue. It pisses me off because of all the bullshit gendered double-standards MRAs and other assholes complain about, this is one

Everyone cracking jokes about fetuses dying should go ahead and pat yourself on the back for being so super edgy and hilarious. You've earned it.

Am I the only one that thinks having a back-up spouse is really shitty? I'm really curious about the state of these women's relationships.

I understand that 2nd grade isn't necessarily too early for sex ed, but the thought of 8-year olds eating vagina cookies (or cookies shaped like any genitals) really weirds me out.

Boxer-Briefs or we riot

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